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人狗情未了小品台词【对白!!!】

求GHOST(人鬼情未了)的剧本,对白!!!

Oh, this is great! - Wow!

Oh, that's incredible. There's got to be seven or eight feet up there.

- And eighty years of dust. - Oh, look at all this height.

We could put our bedroom upstairs, and get all this space.

- For what? - Just space.

One!

Two!

Three!

- And four? - Come on.

And five?

- Watch, watch! - God, this place is huge.

- It's beautiful. - God!

- You guys, it's absolutely incredible. - lncredible.

- A little paint. - Sell it tomorrow, double your money.

Carl, you're obsessed.

A little bit.

Wow, look!

Hey, it's an lndian Head penny.

1 898.

It's a good omen.

You're the good omen.

Oh, it's so great!

I had Rose move your 3 o'clock with Bob Kahan to 4 o'clock.

Gary Alan called. He has to see you about the painting bids for the loft.

3 o'clock is the only time he can make it. Is that OK?

Sam?

- I'm sorry. - Relax, man.

You're not having brain surgery.

Pitching these Japanese guys makes me so nervous.

Sam, you're going to be great. OK?

What am I supposed to say? I can't really tell them my Swedish girl joke.

Great. Where did you get those?

Molly. What do you think? Are they me?

- Oh, man. Look at that, a Testarossa. - Wow...

- Ouch! - Pay off your Mustang first.

How are you? What did the doctor say?

He said that it was contagious. That it was really...

- No? - Yeah.

I shouldn't even be coming in today.

What about the rash?

The rash?

The rash is also incredibly contagious.

- He said they've both been spreading. - No?

On your genitals again?

Yeah, yeah, right on the genitals.

Basically everywhere. He said that I shouldn't touch anyone.

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

- You're sick! - I know.

- Morning, Paul. - Morning, Carl.

Save it, Paul.

- Morning, Mr Wheat. - Susie. You're looking good.

- Sam. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Here it is. - Thanks.

- Morning, Sam. - Morning, Rose.

- Listen, the Kobiashi people... - They're already here.

- They're early! - I know.

- Come here! - Andy Dillon called...

- How long have they been here? - Ten minutes.

Andy Dillon called. He needs $900,000 transferred to Albany by ten.

- By ten? - Yes.

- Carl? - Yeah.

Carl...

Dillon needs 900,000 in Albany by ten. Can you transfer it to his account?

- Yes, but I need your MAC code. - OK.

- Discretion, right? - Got it.

- You bet. I'll do it right now. - Thanks.

Bill, I'll call you back.

OK, that's fine.

That's fine.

This is too far out.

Can you get this, man?

Are you guys from the New York City Ballet?

Almost...

- Saved your life! - You shit.

Why do you scare me to death?

It's better than seeing this gorgeous body splattered all over the place.

Look out!

- Grab it! - Sam, Moll! Are you guys home?

- Did you invite Carl? - Slave labour.

- Carl! - Hurry, help!

- Oh, my God. - Grab the bottom.

- Now, go there. - Here?

- Right here? - Watch your toes.

- Where do you want this? - In the bedroom.

- God, this place looks great! - You like it, huh?

Like is hardly the word. I had no idea it would be this beautiful. It's incredible.

- What about her? - Leave her until the other stuff is here.

- What are these? - Oh, let me show you.

Will you help me lift this up?

- Just finished it. What do you think? - I love it.

Sam, what's this chair doing here?

- I love that chair. - I know, but we discussed this.

I've had it forever.

- When I watch TV, I sit in it. - This chair is ugly.

- And it doesn't go with anything. - It goes with me.

You're right, it does.

- We'll paint it. - We'll what?

郭德纲最经典语录是什么?

.熬的黄酱真好,很黄很暴力

2.于谦的金表有30斤,白天戴手上、晚上锁狗,这叫人狗情未了

3.于谦15个月时还没生下来,他爸就急了,这都过10个月保质期了

4.娇生惯养,懂吗?阿娇生的,陈冠希养的

5.天下的好白菜,都让猪拱了

6.米太硬了,我要吃软饭

7.前一阵子单双号,我就骑三轮车出去,单号吗,3不是单号吗

8.那金牌里面什么馅的?

9.那郭晶晶太厉害了,那3米跳的,还有那捧哏的吴敏霞也不错

10.郭晶晶的对象是香港万元户,也叫什么‘纲’的吧

11.我要向观众道歉,我奥运期间看中国男足了!实在对不住,要不你们去告我吧!

求:《人鬼情未了》中英文台词

1.It seems like whenever anything good in my life happens, I’m just afraid that I’m going to lose it.当生命中美好的东西到来时,我却觉得会失去它. 2.People say I love you all the time, it doesn’t mean anything.人们总把“我爱你”挂在嘴边,可那往往言不由衷 3.He’s stuck, he’s in between worlds.他进退不能,夹在阴阳之间 4.You want to move something, you’ve got to move it with your mind, you’ve got to focus.你想要推动物体,就得靠意志,要集中意志 5.Never say love if you don’t really mean it.如果不当真的话你就决不要说“爱” 6.We’re going to graduate and then go our separate ways.我们即将毕业,然后各奔东西 7.I give you my hand. 我给你我的手I give you my love, more precious than money.给你比金钱更珍贵的爱情I give you myself before preacher or law. 在牧师和法律面前Will you give me yourself? 你愿意把自己托付给我吗?Will you come travel with me? 你愿意和我一同去跋涉人生之旅Shall we stick by each other as long as we live? 一起厮守终生吗? 8.In my whole life, I’ve never deliberately hurt anyone and I just don’t think I could.我一辈子从未有意伤害过谁,我想我也不会 9.Love means never having to say you’re sorry.爱意味着永远用不着说对不起 10.Stay in shape. 保持体型

跪求大兵一部相声的名称,只记得台词里大兵说要拍电影,第四部叫人鬼情未了。

电视速配-奇志、大兵

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